NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Starts at 12:00 a.m. ET on 8/19/2024, and ends at 11:59 p.m. ET on 9/30/2024. Open to legal residents of the United States (including its commonwealths, territories, and possessions) who are of legal age and have no brain. Each person who actually enters this contest with the hope of seeing the Pittsburgh Pirates in the playoffs should definitely see a doctor ASAP. Odds of winning are the same as the odds of you personally making the playoffs. Actually you probably have better odds of making the MLB playoffs yourself than a team that spends so fucking little on their team. Online entry only. Limit one (1) entry per Pirates fan that has a head injury. Don’t worry though, if the Pirates make the playoffs we will actually buy someone two tickets (this is the safest bet we’ve ever made). If you hate Bob like we do,buy a t-shirt for the off season.
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