We lost of bet and we need to pay up. The team here at Queso Drops feels really dumb for telling everyone how the Pirates won’t make the playoffs this year because the owner won’t spend any money on players. It turns out we were wrong and the Pirates really can make the playoffs even with a payroll the size of a squirrel’s ____.
Because we were wrong, our owner decided to give away a pair of tickets to the Pirates first home game for the 2024 playoffs. All you need to do is join our email list below and you will be entered to win!
We look forward to seeing how far the Pirates make it in the playoffs this year, and we are very sorry to the fans who told us all the team needs is Andrew McCutchen and Paul Skenes. It turns out just two good players really CAN help a baseball team make the playoffs.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Starts at 12:00 a.m. ET on 8/19/2024, and ends at 11:59 p.m. ET on 9/30/2024. Open to legal residents of the United States (including its commonwealths, territories, and possessions) who are of legal age and have no brain. Each person who actually enters this contest with the hope of seeing the Pittsburgh Pirates in the playoffs should definitely see a doctor ASAP. Odds of winning are the same as the odds of you personally making the playoffs. Actually you probably have better odds of making the MLB playoffs yourself than a team that spends so fucking little on their team. Online entry only. Limit one (1) entry per Pirates fan that has a head injury. Don’t worry though, if the Pirates make the playoffs we will actually buy someone two tickets (this is the safest bet we’ve ever made). If you hate Bob like we do, buy a t-shirt for the off season.
