The bosses thought it would be a good idea for us to put together a holiday gift list. Of course this gift list contains links to Amazon where we will make at least a nickel on each purchase. This will make the bosses happy because we have been losing money all season.
Chastity Belt for Bitches
She may be into it, or she may not. Either way if you click the link she probably needs it and you know why.
“Pet” Butler
The new guy at the office thought this was actually for pets. We don't think he's going to fit in with our work culture very well. Buy with the item above for a great 2024.
Stop Teasing and Just Show Everything
Perfect for the single girl pushing 30 who wants to show even more (female staff member said this, insert angry cat sound here)
Bacon Bandages
Use anywhere on your body where you have an "ouchy" to attract bacon lovers.
Dad Bod Fanny Pack
Get it dad. Dad bod proud!
Dad Power Nap Pillow
Use with noise cancelling headphones and Xanax if you want to block out ALL the sounds.
Mom Power Nap Pillow
Queso Protection Fingers
Because we love queso we don't really understand this one. Licking queso off our fingers is our most successful type of fourplay.
Panties for Church
We weren't going to post this one but one of our female staff members said they would wear it to church. We tried to ask her why but she walked away.
Pussy Tissue Holder
We think this is a little overpriced but we needed to find a way to insert a pussy joke so we went with it.
Take Your Cock for a Walk
It's about time it got some exercise.
Women’s Kitchen Security
"I wish I had that when my ex-husband complained about his dinner." (Boomer)
Pickle Kisser
Keep your lips in perfect form this holiday and get ready for that missile toe!
Squirrel Fingers
Ok that's enough.
