Today we launched ChatKSO to help people find the best products when it comes to shit you can buy on our website.
This technology will make buying t-shirts and other stuff you don't really need feel important and cutting-edge. Although you'll probably just mess with it like a teenager (that's what we did when we got it). To waste your time, just click the Live chat button in the bottom left corner of our site and start chatting.
Official statement from our douchebag president -
"Folks, let me tell you, ChatKSO is absolutely tremendous. People are talking about it, they’re saying it's the best. It's got the smartest responses, the best features, and it’s going to be huge. Believe me, you won’t find anything like it. ChatKSO, it’s going to make chatting great again."
Please note: Our president spent very little money on this chatbot so don't expect quick responses. We think it's operating closer to the speed of 1990's AOL email than modern chatbots.